Manchester United vs. Tottenham, though, what even is that? If the early season table is to be belived, not a lot. Tenth hosts 11th, the battle firmly on for these sides to stay in touch with Fulham and Nottingham Forest before they even begin to think about placing themselves in the mix alongside the serious contenders for a top four or five berth.

Chris Sutton is making predictions for all 380 Premier League matches this season, against a variety of guests. For week six, he takes on Maximo Park singer Paul Smith, whose latest album, Stream Of Life,